Oh. My. Gosh.

As a writer, there are a few things that make me crazy. Bad grammar, poor spelling, overuse of commas....things like that.

You can imagine the horror I experienced today when I found this flier in my mailbox (and I am quoting it EXACTLY as it is written):

josh's lawn care

mow grass

does hedge's

shovel snow

trimm's tree's

pull weeds

cut's small trees


For the love of all that is holy and grammatically correct.

'does hedge's'? 'trimm's tree's'?????

Seriously. I nearly fainted from shock. I should also mention that the ENTIRE flier was in lower case letters. There wasn't one upper case letter to be found.

I want to call the number listed on the flier, if only to offer my copy editing services.