Phone just rang. This is really the "conversation" that transpired:
[dead silence on other end].
Caller: Uh, can I ask who this is?
Me: Can I ask who you're calling for?
Caller: My mother.
Me: Your mother doesn't live here.
Caller: Sorry, bitch. [click].
.....Seriously, WTF???? I'm not the moron who dialed the wrong number for her mother. Geez.
I detest stupid people.