12.10.2007

Things to never do while driving

1. send a text message

2. apply makeup

3. read

4. eat a Frosty. with a spoon.

I mention this only because as I'm driving home from work this afternoon I noticed a car behind me weaving slightly. The roads are wet and it's foggy and so I'm trying to keep an eye on this guy who is weaving and trying to pass me, while also keeping my eye on the road.

As he passes me I look over and see that he is (1) holding a Wendy's cup in one hand while (2) holding on to the steering wheel with ONE finger - his pinky, while (3) holding a spoon in his other hand, eating the Frosty.

Stupid. Moron.

It's times like this when I wish there was a "stupid driver alert" hotline that I could call.

Geesh.

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